- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
- *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
You bitches and your basketball games. ~~~~More gin for meeee~~~~
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate barThis is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
I still don’t know why I find her so attractive.
Because she is. Brandon, you can’t even tell me you think nicki minaj is attractive but not be able to explain why rashida jones is. Nukkah plz.
I don’t get why that goose is hella punk
Alex Minsky
Afghanistan veteran 24-year-old , Alex Minsky. Alex lost his leg when his truck rolled over an improvised explosive device. Alex journey back to life wasn’t easy. He has overcome some difficult times and come out on top. Now rising model and most importantly an inspirational hero for countless people with disabilities who proves life can continue even after that in all it’s beauty.
I will never get over how how gorgeous he is and also his “I’m with stupid” tattoo pointing to his prosthetic leg is just the cutest thing ever.
OHHH MY FUCK THIS IS NOT ONLY AN ATTRACTIVE, TATTOOED MAN, BUT AN ATTRACTIVE, TATTOOED, MaRiNE omg kill me now.
This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.
hOW DID
WHERE DID THEY FIND THE PERFECT LOCATION
there is even a fucking sailors ship in the back!
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I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes
lets take this to the bedroom
i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room
